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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 02:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

What are the reasons for people being banned from social media sites like Twitter and Instagram? Why is it considered a big deal?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What 10 things have you stopped doing in your life?

Still no good.

Then came..

Just Forget it!

Is it very wrong to want to spend some time with husband after continuous work for 5 days in a weekend because my husband thinks if we go out every weekend what night my parents and other family members think?

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

I caught my husband of 20 years looking at inappropriate pics of women on TikTok or Instagram. I'm not sure., but when I told him he got mad and made excuses of why they popped up. I then told him how I've snuck on his phone and saw what he's been looking at . We had a horrible big fight. I asked him why did he even marry me when I see the type he likes . Nothing like me, I'm petite, blonde and blue eyes. These women are dark haired dark eyed and have curvy bodies, large breasts, etc. I just don't feel the same about him after this. I can't get over this

Minds and Behinds

No way

Unacceptable again!

Did Muhammad Ali ask Dundee to cut his gloves off before Eddie Futch stopped the fight in Thrilla in Manila?

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

What was your first impression of The Carter V by Lil Wayne? Did it feel like 2008 Wayne, when you heard the first few songs.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Human-sized Labubu doll sells for more than $150,000 - BBC

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

What is the most ridiculous obviously false verse in the Bible?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Am I the bitch for never wanting to talk to my sister again because of something she said while talking back to me?

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

If you were a writer for HBO, how would you rewrite the final season of Game of Thrones?

share office space ...

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

There was this one weird Bollywood movie that was released in the 2000s. Amitabh Bachchan was starring with another actress and the story was about how the old guy (Amitabh Bachchan) fell in love with the young woman. What is the name of this movie?

No go.

They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why are Democrats deflecting and aren’t as tough on Hunter Biden with all of his criminal activity and his rising possibility of him receiving a charge for illegally owing a gun?